“Someone needs to love you, because I have failed you in this department.”

 I decided that shopping elsewhere was a better option because you made it clear that YOU; yes YOU were not going anywhere regardless what I do.

See my love, I cheated on you countless occasions and though your girlfriends all told you to leave me, you are STILL by my side. What do those single women know, right? Who are they fooling showing their sides of jealousy and rage all because I manage to get away with everything that most can not do in a lifetime and why? Well that is simple….. YOU LOVE ME! A funny emotion this thing called LOVE truly is.

Who are THEY to judge me before you and slander my good name? I say they are upset because you allow yourself to continuously get played by men JUST LIKE ME and well now, you have me at my very best. Those material items belonging to other women that you found, discard those my love. Truth be told, you probably washed HER underwear a million times over and that of others without ever saying a word, crying on the inside but never showing your concern before our children and so I will continue to do the things that I do.

By the way, I can no longer make you my number one priority because HER needs come first. Just last week she asked again if I was planning on leaving you for her?! As I chuckled and walked away, I had to remind her that you and I have history and there is no way that I am going to “bite the hand that feeds me” in such a way.

IS SHE CRAZY?……

She cried and repeated, “If you do not leave HER; I will make sure that I tell her!”

Normally she poses this threat to me every other week after sex but I brush off her aged tales and go about my business. Wait, what is this? Now she is calling you in hopes to bring ruin to what WE built? Does she not know, YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE?!

Go ahead, tell her again all of this is a simple misunderstanding and how you do not believe what you are hearing, I will wait…….patiently.

“Good job!”

This is why I put my trust in you; the situations that are most difficult to accept are taken with a grain of salt and STILL you love me. Who I ask, controls this tangled web better than I? Master of deception and connoisseur of lies; or at least this is what I keep telling myself.

Before I head out to meet up with my new female friend, be sure to have dinner ready for me when I get home. You know JUST how much I love your cooking but just incase I do not make it back on time; leave it in the oven and kiss the children goodnight for me.

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