Say baby, ends are a little tight for me and I was wondering if, “YOU COULD PAY?” 

 “What was that?”

I know, I know; you had already spotted me a hundred this past weekend to hit the club with my boys and I managed to blow that money in a strip club but had you told me you took that money out of your rent money; I would had felt obligated to AT LEAST say THANK YOU.

 Say baby, “Can I hold 20” until tomorrow? 

“What was that?”

  I know, I know; just the other day you took me on a shopping spree so I could look the part for a job interview that I told you about but I spent that time with my daughter’s mother instead. I appreciate the new outfit though; being that I failed to AT LEAST say THANK YOU.

 Say baby, my child support is due and the money that I THOUGHT was coming in, has not arrived yet. Do you think that YOU can take care of that for ME?

“What was that?”

 I know, I know; you JUST paid my car note and I promised that I was going to pay you back that week but something came up and had I thought about it….. I probably would had stopped long enough to AT LEAST say THANK YOU.

Say baby, “Can I?…..”

“What was that?”

Yesterday when you finally told me NO, someone took money out of YOUR purse and 2500 off your debit card?

 Hmmm, that is odd my love. Oh, you like my new watch, diamond earrings, outfit and shoes? THANK YOU!

Ladies; learn the lesson without becoming a lesson!

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